#WeAreAllUncool by Nick Neon

"I highly recommend doing this.  It feels revelatory to admit you are not perfect in this day and age where social media promotes flawlessness.  

1. I used to want to get a nose job and it still crosses my mind if I let it.  I used to hate smiling because it made my nose even wider.  But now I see exactly what it is.  Its my mother's nose.  And I love my mother more than life itself.  And when she's passed on from this life.  I will still have a piece of her.  So Fxck the nose job.  

2. I am terrible at the 'the whole gay scene thing...'"

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